We think not. Unless we have years to train for it. Maybe Sting and Trudie can pull it off, but the rest of us are laughing our asses all the way to Missionary. Click through to see a breakdown of sexual positions that we know are completely impossible and why. You balancing on one arm in a side plank.
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Missionary, doggy style, woman on top: those are basically the primary colors of humping. I was challenged by Thrillist to try a more extreme approach to penetration, with these five physically challenging sexual positions. How could I? First, I asked four folks who work with bodies for a living to study each proposed position, and highlight some attributes or dangers. And then, I begged my SO to be my partner.
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If you think doggy style can't be intimate, you should take another look. Here, sex educators share all the things the doggy style sex position has going for it. Serious question: What's more pleasurable, a colonoscopy or doggy style sex?
Allow me to explain with an extended metaphor. I'd do most things in exchange for a back massage—my whole situation back there is nothing less than a hot mess. Unless, of course, that rub-down happens as part of a massage train, and I'm not sitting at the front. In that case, I pass as hard as humanly possible. How am I supposed to pay attention to the pleasurable sensations of a back massage when I also have to invest effort into someone else?