Tom Brady might have been labeled a "traitor" when he announced earlier this year that he would be parting ways with the New England Patriots and signing with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers , but the quarterback still has plenty of good memories of his time with the Pats, and of his former teammates. Apparently when it comes to Rob Gronkowski , one part is especially memorable. During a recent Zoom interview with Howard Stern, Brady spoke about how pro football players just become accustomed to being nude around each other in the locker room, but added that Gronk has always been particularly fond of being in the buff — which is unsurprising, given that he's reportedly hung like a baseball bat. A man's a man. The well-endowed Gronk was recently revealed to be White Tiger on The Masked Singer , but the way Brady tells it, the man is not a fan of costumes—or clothes in general—most of the time.
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Space can get really tight—recently, it was so crowded that a man who was crouching down to get his stuff out of one of the lower lockers squatted his butt on my water bottle that was sitting at the edge of the bench. Sometimes a particularly good-natured patron will remark on how it always seems that you return to your locker at the same time that a person using an adjacent locker to yours does, no matter how empty or crowded the locker room is. But maybe also there is something to general rules of space-filling yielding to clusters of people who roughly enter and exit the gym at the same time. If he were smart, he would have slapped me with his workout glove for effect, but he just seemed like an idiot.
Advice from three of our guy friends. Or what about at the urinal? Straight Married Guy Fred : Nope. The straight male culture is so incredibly homophobic that the mere suggestion of potential homosexuality that comes from looking — even just for a split second, even accidentally — is what keeps straight guys eyes averted as if every penis were the Lost Arc. I wonder what the protocol is for gay guys?